tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-176255092011-04-21T15:58:43.360-07:00tuckabuickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17433035111533374947noreply@blogger.comBlogger81100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17625509.post-1128815217992369622005-10-08T16:41:00.000-07:002005-10-09T16:30:22.693-07:00Thomas M. Hodgson ("Everyone wants to meet him.") of Bristol County, Massachusetts, is a fat publicity hound ("With his musical sound/and his Baskerville hounds/which, at just a word from their master...") in whose wife's mouth I took a shit and a piss.<br /><br />Hogson is a fat fuck<br />I said Hogson, my dick your wife will suck<br />He said she's not a hooer<br />I won't let you screw her<br />For anything less than a buck<br /><br />I said, Tom, the point is moot<br />I have got to poot<br />My ass will now blow<br />So tell that dog ugly fucking bitch to open her hole wide<br />So I can slide a shit in her mouth and then piss in her mouth<br />She did I did relieve myself in there<br />Then I did the Bristol Stomp on his cuntish face<br /><br />(Thom Hogson is a sloppy, fat gent<br />In his wife's mouth I went<br />He said her hole's a pay toilet<br />If you want to soil it<br />Give that cum dumpster a cent)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17625509-112881521799236962?l=tuckabucket.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>tuckabuickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17433035111533374947noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17625509.post-1128813419278917442005-10-08T16:12:00.000-07:002005-10-08T19:24:38.826-07:00There once was a man from New York<br />Hew cut off a mad ration of pork<br />He knew right away<br />That the hog was a gay<br />so he tucked it in a buckey<br /><br />cork dork spork stork mork from ork<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17625509-112881341927891744?l=tuckabucket.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>tuckabuickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17433035111533374947noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17625509.post-1128813007178307592005-10-08T16:08:00.000-07:002005-10-08T16:10:07.180-07:00personnel<br />helminthological institute<br />Aristotle Onassis shat a turp<br />slurp<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17625509-112881300717830759?l=tuckabucket.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>tuckabuickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17433035111533374947noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17625509.post-1128812795144504372005-10-08T16:05:00.000-07:002005-10-08T16:06:35.146-07:00I had good goddamned reason to spice my fuck with ass drip<br />Trim my trim<br />Fuck<br />Burn<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17625509-112881279514450437?l=tuckabucket.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>tuckabuickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17433035111533374947noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17625509.post-1128810108825822032005-10-08T15:18:00.000-07:002005-10-09T08:33:05.830-07:00When you were little<br />You had spittle on your chin<br />You could not count to three<br />Your head only reached my knee (still the case)<br />You were in a state of mortal sin<br /><br />Zipperhead, now's the time<br />To get your zip gun<br />Fuck it out<br />Bugger my ugger<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17625509-112881010882582203?l=tuckabucket.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>tuckabuickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17433035111533374947noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17625509.post-1128809878844339262005-10-08T15:15:00.000-07:002005-10-08T15:17:58.843-07:00Carl's getting fat<br />And he wants to know where<br />The party's at<br /><br />Carl's getting large<br />And he wants to date<br />A girl named Marge<br /><br />Carl's got a belly<br />From eating so much<br />Fucking jelly<br /><br />Doo-doo-doo<br />Dah-da-da<br /><br />Carl, you're fat<br />Throw away the party hat<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17625509-112880987884433926?l=tuckabucket.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>tuckabuickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17433035111533374947noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17625509.post-1128809276673062132005-10-08T15:06:00.000-07:002005-10-18T07:13:45.640-07:00Corner of a minder<br />Corner of a groom<br />Doom's room<br />No porn is lost<br />Reason whas a season<br />To s(h)am(e) no end<br />I'm my wurst frend<br /><br /><br /><br />The () for "(e)" was a frappin' joke.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17625509-112880927667306213?l=tuckabucket.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>tuckabuickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17433035111533374947noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17625509.post-1128803174203562192005-10-08T13:19:00.000-07:002005-10-16T18:03:41.573-07:00In the ground<br />There is Triscuit on the mend<br />It will not do to bend a frend<br />Or eat a fern<br />Out of tern<br /><br />Little tern on a cracker. What is with this template? Is this the flag of some newly independent republic broken away from the former Soviet Union? Is this the flag of Kyrgyzstan?<br /><br />All my life<br />I've had two ears<br />But thay're not their<br />My bed is beers<br />My fucked is shuck<br />My ass is tuck<br />Shit a braided loaf<br />I'm an oaf<br />Turn my urn<br />Into burn<br />Fern on Gertie<br />Fergie's a berger<br />Fry a boat<br />Row a goat<br />Up the Germ<br />Intermipneumonderm<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/17625509-112880317420356219?l=tuckabucket.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>tuckabuickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17433035111533374947noreply@blogger.com0