I took a shit and piss in Sheriff Thomas M. Hodgson's wife's mouth

Thomas M. Hodgson ("Everyone wants to meet him.") of Bristol County, Massachusetts, is a fat publicity hound ("With his musical sound/and his Baskerville hounds/which, at just a word from their master...") in whose wife's mouth I took a shit and a piss.

Hogson is a fat fuck
I said Hogson, my dick your wife will suck
He said she's not a hooer
I won't let you screw her
For anything less than a buck

I said, Tom, the point is moot
I have got to poot
My ass will now blow
So tell that dog ugly fucking bitch to open her hole wide
So I can slide a shit in her mouth and then piss in her mouth
She did I did relieve myself in there
Then I did the Bristol Stomp on his cuntish face

(Thom Hogson is a sloppy, fat gent
In his wife's mouth I went
He said her hole's a pay toilet
If you want to soil it
Give that cum dumpster a cent)

brioche

There once was a man from New York
Hew cut off a mad ration of pork
He knew right away
That the hog was a gay
so he tucked it in a buckey

cork dork spork stork mork from ork

treasury note

personnel
helminthological institute
Aristotle Onassis shat a turp
slurp

Spice

I had good goddamned reason to spice my fuck with ass drip
Trim my trim
Fuck
Burn

Phnom Penh Coochie Mama

When you were little
You had spittle on your chin
You could not count to three
Your head only reached my knee (still the case)
You were in a state of mortal sin

Zipperhead, now's the time
To get your zip gun
Fuck it out
Bugger my ugger

Carl's Getting Fat

Carl's getting fat
And he wants to know where
The party's at

Carl's getting large
And he wants to date
A girl named Marge

Carl's got a belly
From eating so much
Fucking jelly

Doo-doo-doo
Dah-da-da

Carl, you're fat
Throw away the party hat

Roger's tossed

Corner of a minder
Corner of a groom
Doom's room
No porn is lost
Reason whas a season
To s(h)am(e) no end
I'm my wurst frend



The () for "(e)" was a frappin' joke.

Sissy Breakfast

In the ground
There is Triscuit on the mend
It will not do to bend a frend
Or eat a fern
Out of tern

Little tern on a cracker. What is with this template? Is this the flag of some newly independent republic broken away from the former Soviet Union? Is this the flag of Kyrgyzstan?

All my life
I've had two ears
But thay're not their
My bed is beers
My fucked is shuck
My ass is tuck
Shit a braided loaf
I'm an oaf
Turn my urn
Into burn
Fern on Gertie
Fergie's a berger
Fry a boat
Row a goat
Up the Germ
Intermipneumonderm